Losowe angielskie dowcipy
The Forrest Gump Connection! ->
Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates... Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM! Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolate Forrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine! Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE! ... [ca³y ->]
Sex drive is too high ->
A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, "So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?" "Yes, Doc," the old man slowly responded. "My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered.... [ca³y ->]
In A Freezer ->
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.... [ca³y ->]
Count Down ->
What goes up when you count down? A Rocket Ship!... [ca³y ->]
Golf Clubs ->
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined. The Sheik insisted so she said that she just... [ca³y ->]
Blonde and 747 Difference ->
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747.... [ca³y ->]
13 Sick Soldiers... ->
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks - "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To g... [ca³y ->]
To Drown ->
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.... [ca³y ->]
In the bar ->
A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?" Everyone is understandably silent. He, then, chugs back another b... [ca³y ->]
Proud father ->
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's o... [ca³y ->]
Vincent Van Gogh's relatives: ->
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother.............................. Please Gogh His dizzy aunt..................................... Verti... [ca³y ->]
Accidents ->
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.... [ca³y ->]
Cliff Hanger ->
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which one hit the bottom first? Not the blonde, she needed directions!... [ca³y ->]
The boy on a nude beach ->
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" Th... [ca³y ->]
The Bill Clinton Joke ->
Q: What's the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton? A: Some people in Arkansas haven't had a McDonald's hamburger!... [ca³y ->]